I waited all of 2013 for this golden song to be released but THEY LET IT FUCKING DIE
{ it’s called everything i want ♡ }
oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T
I WILL ASSIST?
you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???
Hermit crab??
THAT’S THE BITCH
Keira Knightley was SEVENTEEN in the first pirates of the caribbean movie and now she’s THIRTY and she looks EXACTLY THE SAME. And by “exactly the same” I mean at seventeen she looked like she was in her mid twenties and possessed beauty and elegance too perfect for this world, like the physical manifestation of the word ethereal, and can anyone actually discern any sign of her aging in the last 13 years? has she honestly ever aged? will she ever? I’d say it’s witchcraft or aliens but I think the most reasonable explanation is that she’s Keira Knightley
YEA WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM
when I procrastinate to the very last minute and almost ruin my life but somehow it works out
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Every episode of Eric Andre is what a manic episode feels like.
Is that T-Pain?!?!?
Can someone tell me why the fuck the people in my grandparents old folks community dressed up as sperm for Halloween? I feel like I’m having a stroke
6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
this is advanced
Some things aren’t meant to last forever, but that doesn’t mean that they weren’t supposed to happen at all.
Gilmore Girls (via lovelyquotedlife)
Dear feminists,
What do you actually consider cat calling?
people looking in your general direction, duh
any unwanted attention like whistles or comments especially the ones that make a person feel uncomfortable
How can you know it’s unwanted?
because I don’t fucking want it
Well okay but how can you know that another woman wouldn’t want it?
How are random people supposed to know a comment on your appearance will psychologically destroy you?
There’s a line.
“I like your dress!” is acceptable. “You! In the red blouse! You’re gorgeous!” is also acceptable. “I like how your dress clings to your ass, sexy!” is NOT acceptable. “You! In the red blouse! Nice tits!” is also not acceptable.
Let’s put it like this.
If your “compliment” refers directly to:
- a person’s ass
- their genitals
- their breasts (or lack thereof)
- how much you want to have sex with them
- how you want to have sex with them
- wanting to have sex with them against their will
- seeing certain parts of that person’s anatomy (sexual or not) in a specific, sexual act
- calling the person a name that is considered ‘degrading’ or involves profanity
- ‘pet names’ on a stranger
then it is not a compliment, it is catcalling, and consequently, is harassment.
So as I was saying. There’s a line. “Hello, beautiful.” is alright. But “Hello, beautiful. Those lips look perfect for sucking my cock.” has crossed that line.
Do not cross the line.
Here’s a good litmus test: Would you pay a woman the same “compliment” if your mom was standing right next to you?
If not, keep your mouth shut.
Here’s another test: would you say it to your mom? If not that’s probably because you’re doing something creepy and/or overtly sexual.
Telling your mom she looks gorgeous or has a nice dress on is a legitimate compliment on a person’s appearance. Remarking on your mom’s ass, tits or acts you’d like to perform with/to her is a cat call and is no better said to a stranger than to your mother.
